Guess who bought one of the most bitchin' games? I did! I bought Neverwinter Nights. The game kicks ass.

Mother fucker!!! Stupid ass taxes. I got a check from work for $763.04 and $140.30 deducted for a total of $622.74. This is the largest check I've gotten for a long time, but fuck man, 140 bucks. SHIT!

This drill (Army Reserve drill that is) was the best one so far. The drive up was real nice. Clem started smoking, but it was just some coolant that spilled on a hot engine. Saturday on post sucked. It consisted of PMCSing (Preventive Maintance and Care Servicing) humvees and some classes. After drove Dickey, Tim, Sacco, and of course myself to Dickey’s house in Ojai. Man the drive was totally treacherous I had to drive all slow in my car. We arrived at his house where Sacco locks my door after I told him not to, so I had to fix my door. I go inside and I swear Dickey’s sister is so fucking hot. I don’t care that I found out she’s 15. D00D!!! You should’ve seen her. We went to the Deer Lodge for dinner where Sacco tipped the Waitress 25 bucks and complained about us being cheap. (He only paid me 5 bucks for gas the WHOLE time I drove him around. Stupid fuck!) WE walked to Dickey’s friend’s, Travis. There everyone except Tim and I got high. (Dumb fucks!) I drove Travis’s mom’s brand new Chevy Silverado. (Who lets someone they barely met drive their mom’s car?) We went to this mountain and fucking Sacco suggests we climb it. So all the high ones are up for it. So we split up and do a night hick up some nasty terrain, watching out for the poison oak. It was a nice view. But the hick/fall down sucked. I almost slid into poison oak, I kept sliding and sliding and managed to stop myself. We go to Dickey’s house and fall asleep.

Driving back to the unit Dickey and Sacco ask if they can get toke a little in my car, I tell them only with the window down, and to hide it. (It was still dark and cops could see the lighter.) I didn’t want to be a total downer. Day two at the unit. Class A’s inspection. I swear you could totally tell these guys were reservist, their uniforms looked like crap. After we head to the beach for Physical Training (PT) tests. I promptly failed. Doing more push-ups than last time, passing that part. But I failed my sit-ups. (My kidney’s were hurting.) My 2-mile run rocked. I started off slow, but picked it up half way through and finished really strong, I was passing a lot of people. (Even Mr. Trackstar, Tim, who said I sucked at running.) The guy timing fucked everyone up. The times were a minute or two off. I got 17:51 for my run, which was really like 15:51 or 16:51. Then I did a quarter mile swim my detachment commander had me do cause Sacco was prolly still high and wanted to do it so I had to too. (FUCKER!!!) I did the swim in 13:32, not bad for doing a PT test before. I swear I was gonna die in the pool. I was finished for the day! I watched the finished of the Endurance Challenge where my detachment, Direct Support (DS), won, again. (Go DS!!!) Peterson freakin’ dehydrated and was looking crazy, but she was ok. Had lunch with the unit and some of their families. (It was family day.) Drove home praying that my car would do alright in the traffic and heat. Dropped off Sacco, came home, did a litte stuff for a few hours then laid down for a quick rest and ended up sleeping for 10 hours!!! My mom thought I died. I swear I could’ve. It was fun and I’m going to really miss all the guys from the detachment. Maybe, just maybe I’ll go back after I’m tabbed.

TV Guide Online - [Trivia Quiz] Cool quizzes about your favorite shows. Jamie they have TWO SBTB quizzes

I forgot to mention new summer jobs my friends and I have picked out.

Carol: knife salesman
Gabs: lephone actress
Me: VERY personal escort;

Well according to Gabby that is.

I'm thinking, "Damn, I might as well get paid to take girls out. It's freaking putting a dent in my wallet. As a matter of fact I had to sell my wallet for some dough." So ladies if there's anything you need I'm your man.

Yesterday I went to Bally's for the first time. The girlly there trying to get me to sign up was not the right person to be selling me Bally's. I've been in an army recruiting station for 4 months. I could've sold Bally's better. Well after going for a nice warm up run and having to give Gabby mouth to mouth, cause she was going to colapse, Gabby took me to this machine, THE GRAVATRON. She told me to jump up and down so i was doing it and it was gettig all crazy on me. I looked like a big retard.

After the workout Carol brought us In-N-Out. Totally the wrong thing to eat after a workout. We decided to go out that night with Tracy and David. We went to Hooters in the LBC!!! That was my first time at Hooters and I wasn't all that impressed with it. So we got back in my baby and proceded to get lost, again. I was trying to get home fast cause BOTH Carol and Gabby had to pee. I also got confirmation that my speedometer isn't acurate above 50. It said we were going 60 mph at 12 AM on the 710 when I was going faster than a lot of other cars. So yeah, it's broken. BUT!!! I fixed my instrument panel display lights!!! BUT!!! I broke my signals in the process. =( At Gab's house I scared her. Who would've thought that standing behind her and whispering "Gabby" would scare her? I didn't do it on purpose. Sorry Ace. I was then called by one angry mother, mine. She yelled at me to come home. That's it.

Quiz Galore

On porn:

No 1 Pho King: bored bored bored
wyrmrider1: *playing EQ*
No 1 Pho King: *finished looking at porn*
wyrmrider1: isn't porn wonderful?
No 1 Pho King: it sure is
No 1 Pho King: when youre feeling down it picks you up
No 1 Pho King: WAY up
wyrmrider1: not as far up for some
No 1 Pho King: well im heads above the rest

Now that school is out I realized that being online for all that extra time just isn't going to be productive. I need a hobby. But I dont know what I can do. I was thinking maybe making models. Any suggestions?

I do not like thinking at all. Tonight I was just chillin' and I started thinking. It's been a LONG time since I really had a conversation with myself. Thinking doesn't solve anything, it makes things more complicated. I was watching the first episode of the new Road Rules. This season they visit all kinds of college campuses. So I was thinking about how I never really had fun this year and how it pretty much sucked. I didn't make any friends at school, really didn't want to. The people at school pissed me off. I so totally want to get out of this damn house. I hate all these freakin' rules. HELP ME!!!

This sucks. Now that everyone is home from school no one is online. I am so bored!!! I am listening to a English/Korean tape. Learning how to speak the language of love to the yellow woman. Thanks for the tape John. Anyong hasayo!!

Well let me rap about my weekend.

Friday was soooooooooo long. Well the waiting was long. I had to work till 2 waiting to get my car. So I went and picked up my car (about time!!!) then went to get my wheels and tires put on. On the way I was getting whistled at by some hootchies. I then picked up Jamie when I found out I couldnt get my driver side door unlocked. So I had to climb in through Jamie's side. (I was quite embarrassed about that.) Then while driving I lost my power steering. Boy was that a bitch, but I muscled through it. Lion King was great!! The first words out of my mouth were "Wow." I then took my eyes off of Jamie and proceeded to watch the play. We then went to the DWP (Department of Water and Power) Building, where I work, and I took Jamie up to the helipad. L.A. looks so different at night.

Saturday I took my car back and got the power steering fixed and got my door unlocked. My car still needs work but I love her.

Today I went to church and then to my aunt's for Father's Day. Took a swim, played some b-ball, and just chilled out in the front yard with the car stereo on.

UGH!!! work tomorrow. Someone kill me. Now that I have my baby back I'm gonna be working out with the guys at the recruiting station and with Gabs and Carol at Bally's.

I added a tagboard. It's that new thing you see on the side. It's quite handy. If you want to talk about anything, the news, the weather, or that nasty little rash you just can't seem to get rid of. Post away and post frequently!! It has really cool smilies too. If you have any problems with it or any suggestions just fire away in the tagboard.

FUCK!!!! Did it again!!! If you have any comments you can leave them after this post.

Crazy Boy
posted by Big Papa @ 21:57 

Fuck, nevermind that last post. I always do that. I forget the last quotation marks in the hyperlink tag.

Crazy Boy
posted by Big Papa @ 21:55 

About my webcam:

No 1 Pho King: WHOA!!! 22 ppl are looking at me, thats the most ever
amrknbadazz: u cant help but wonder why
No 1 Pho King: i know im sexy, but this is cult-like
amrknbadazz: lol, yea right

My cousin, Ashley, graduated from 8th grade today. There was this kid that played the drums as part of the graduation. He fucking rocked!!! I swear I was really really impressed by this 13 year old.

The new article 'House Dems Sue Bush Over ABM Treaty' in my news section is totally just retarded if you ask me. People all of sudden sueing the President for stuff! That guy in San Fran, who is sueing the President for 7 billion for not "preventing" 9/11, is prolly getting audited by the IRS right now, not to mention having his brake lines cut in the middle of the night by a CIA team. But now congressmen?!?! Last time i checked they were suppose to bring problems up in congress not in court if they have a problem with the President's agenda.

~Red Flag~
There are sooooo many reasons why you should keep track of a womans menstrual cycle! This little program just needs the date of the first day of blood flow and the usual number of days in the cycle, and it does the rest. Once running, it puts a little flag icon in the system tray (the bit by the clock). When PMT week approaches, it changes from a green flag, to a yellow flag. And when red flag week hits, you guessed it, it goes red. Simple. Described as "the handiest program in the universe", you should download it now!

17

I act like I'm 17.
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3D South Park Wallpapers
These wallpapers rock.

WTF is Vagisal cleansing foam? I just saw a commercial for it and it said doosh. Doosh now that brings back some memmories. Huh Gabby?

Things would be a lot better if everyone used the same resolution.

South Park characters: Mikey | Lainey
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My Bloginality is ESTP!!!

Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?

which Episode II character are you?



Probably the greatest Jedi Knight of all. Like Obi Wan, you are wise and keep your feet on the ground at all times. You will not be outsmarted by anyone. You are always faithful to your friends. Be careful though, danger lurks around every corner - you could even be betrayed by those closest to you.

Clueless
This bitch don't know what the hell he's talking about.

New look!!!!!!!! Any comments?

The Vague But Nice Quiz by blusteryvirgin