Trying out this new semi tagboard. give me a shout out if you want to be able to post to it.

Last night I had a study/date with this freakin' hot chica I met in class. And the best part about it is that she digs me. So after about 2 hours of doing homework in the mall we decide we should walk around a bit, get something to eat, and go to the movies. Then, "Ring, Ring, Ring." He mom calls telling her that she wants her home for dinner, which ended up being in half an hour. So that kinda sucked big nuts. So I took her home and told her that she owes me one. Goodnight hug, then left.
Went to Lainey's house after cuz it was still early and I kinda suprised her. Said, "Hi," and left. I think she could tell my date went well.

Me need sleep! Well after minimum sleep from a whole week of staying up SUPER late to play D&D with the guys, running, and school starting I think I'm gonna sleep in late.

Fuckin' eh! I totally almost got towed today. I freakin park in the same spot I do everyday in the Alley behind the recruiting station. But today some fuck decides to call the cops complaining the cars are blocking his driveway. Well my car ain't blocking shit they still decide to tow it. Mother Fuckers! I arrive in time before they start towing (I think they were delayed because I had the club on and the steering whell wouldn't turn. SFC. Cypressi saves my ass and Alex's ass, and talks the cops into not towing our cars (Props to you Cypressi). I must also give props to C, letting me park at his pad. Thanks all.

UGH!!!!! Some people are just so retarded.

I want to give a shout out to my girl, well now she's a woman, Lainey. Happy 18th!!!

As Barry Bonds closes in on 600 homers, we present this edition of Barry 600-homer trivia:

It took Willie Mays four years to go from 500 home runs to 600. It took Hank Aaron three years. It took Babe Ruth two years. Barry Bonds hit his 500th last year. Amazing.


Two pitchers gave up home runs to both Bonds and the last man to reach 600 (and 700), Hank Aaron -- Rick Reuschel and Frank Tanana.


It's been 31 years since Aaron hit the last 600th homer. Before that, there had been a gap of a year and a half between Aaron and Willie Mays. Before that, 38 years passed between Babe Ruth's 600th and Mays' 600th.


Bonds has hit 41 of those homers off 12 Cy Young award winners -- eight apiece off Greg Maddux and John Smoltz; five off Orel Hershiser; three each off Steve Bedrosian, Tom Glavine, Dwight Gooden and Bret Saberhagen; two apiece off Doug Drabek, Randy Johnson and Fernando Valenzuela, and one each off Pedro Martinez and David Cone.


He has hit 48 of those homers off 18 pitchers who have thrown no-hitters -- 52 off 21 no-hit authors if you count combined no-hitters and no-hitters broken up in extra innings: Terry Mulholland (8), Tom Browning (5), A.J. Burnett (5), Tommy Greene (3), Darryl Kile (3), Ramon Martinez (3), Gooden (3), Saberhagen (3), Kevin Brown (2), Valenzuela (2), Kevin Gross (2), Hideo Nomo (2), Johnson (2), Mark Gardner (2), Cone (1), Al Leiter (1), Jose Jimenez (1), Kenny Rogers (1), Mark Langston (1) and Pedro Martinez (1).


Bonds has also hit 268 homers in defunct ballparks -- 140 in 3Com/Candlestick, 89 in Three Rivers, 17 in the Astrodome, 12 in Fulton County, 6 in County Stadium, 4 in Mile High.


And Barry has homered off six sets of brothers (Andy and Alan Benes, Al and Mark Leiter, Greg and Mike Maddux, Ramon and Pedro Martinez, Carlos and Pascual Perez, Tim and Todd Worrell) -- not to mention three ESPN employees (two off Jeff Brantley, two off Tom Candiotti, one off Rob Dibble).

--Jayson Stark

You are 21% geek

OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

So many things get me angry. But lately its mostly been women. How they just like to play with my emotions. Things are just fucked up. I try to be the nice guy once again and once again it gets me nowhere. So its like fuck that. Fuck!!! And if i could only really say what I thought, but I won't cause I don't want to be caught with my pants around my ankles in a prison.

Btw I know that people think i cuss too much and i have one thing to say to that. FUCK. I'm a god-damn mother fucking G.I. and it's my fucking job to fucking cuss. Plus its an outlet and makes me feel better.

I am the fucking king. I ran ten miles straight today. All you people say, "10 miles, that aint shit." Well haters I ran ten miles all uphill. That's right I made it to the top of Mt. Wilson. You know I'm Big Papa.

His name is Jimmy Fallon